I'm having a bad joke day.

I'm sorry. I just have to, you know? Here it is:

A Chinese guy with a parrot on his shoulder walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "Hey, he's neat. Where'd you get him?"
The parrot says, "China, there's a billion of 'em."

Found this on a 'favorite joke' website while looking for a joke with the exclamation "Duck!" in it. No joy for me today, except for the gem which is posted above.