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  • The Wonderful World of Magic

    Today's word of the day:


    as in, "general jugglery."

    And the North Koreans wonder why they're so damn hungry all the time. Could it be.... Satan?

    Here's the most asinine quote from the entire article:

    "Magicians presented works well representing the dynamic activities and optimistic life of the Korean People."

    Okay, let me get this straight: Kim Jong Il has managed to convince an entire nation that malnutrition is good for them, so much that they're optimistic about it? The nation has been hungry for so long, they're all short. It's as though they've had a national famine, but they didn't. Oh, he and all his government people are fat and happy, but the little people, upon whom Kim depends for his girth, are not fat.

    And so to celebrate, they have a Magic Festival. That's just skippy.


    Beav said...

    So, in a starving nation, some guy gets hold of some fish, and he wants to throw it around awhile? Bizarre, to say the least.

    Dude, juggle the bones! Protein is good.

    Elitist City-Dweller said...

    I'm thinking that jugglery falls into the category of art. Hence the phrase "starving artist."