Able to leap capital T in a single bound

I don't know if this is bogus, but it made me laugh. A guy claims to have taken a few Viagra prior to entering an airport in order to get the full experience of the TSA pat-down. He claims to have been running at full throttle by the time he reached the security center and graciously turned down the full-body x-ray. He even carried on a conversation with the TSA employee tasked with his pat-down.

Cain positioned himself behind me and began firmly patting down my neck, back and arms. He was like one of those massage chairs at Brookstone. "How 'bout them Bears?" I joked.

He laughed. "I'm not a big fan of the Bears."

"I'm not talking about the sports team," I replied. "I'm talking about the woodland creatures."

"They're all right, I guess."

"They're good at foraging," I pointed out.

"I'm gonna use the back of my hands now, all right?" asked Cain.

He began to firmly stroke my buttocks, and I began giggling. He thought this was funny, too, and laughed. "I'm sorry," I apologized, "that reminds me of my uncle when I was ten."

It carried on from there, but this was just classic good fun.