This can only end well...

This is amazingly scary. Oily, yellow snow with a distinctive "rotten" odor to it.

Don't eat it, don't even let your mammals eat it. We don't know why it happened, we're doing some tests, and we'll get back with you.

Oh yeah, and we're Russia.

I'm absolutely certain that when the Russian authorities are through with all their testing, the rest of the world will hear all about it, even if it's very bad. Yup. Sure they will. Just like Dubya's gonna finally pronounce 'nuclear' correctly whilst saying something profound that he thought up all by himself.

Oh yeah, one more thing: is it just me, or does Dubya's head make him look like a little monkey?