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    I took yet another little quiz, and the results are eerily correct although the data entered was skewed.

    Here are my results:




    You Are Guinness



    You know beer well, and you'll only drink the best beers in the world.

    Watered down beers disgust you, as do the people who drink them.

    When you drink, you tend to become a bit of a know it all - especially about subjects you don't know well.

    But your friends tolerate your drunken ways, because you introduce them to the best beers around.



    I am not actually a beer drinker, and proper Guinness scares me. In taking the quiz, I substituted "wine" every time I read, "beer." The results, however, are accurate. Anyone who knew me back in my drinking days can confirm this. For those of you who met me after I gave up the sauce, well, it sucks to be you.

    Honey smoked ham and a gently chilled Italian Pinot Grigio bottled in 1996 FTW! Upon my honor, that was a most excellent evening and the best Christmas ever. Many thanks to Legz for hanging out in the kitchen with me and sharing the joy.

    4 comments:

    Anonymous said...

    BUD LITE !! WTF? I don't drink lite beer or any AB products.
    You're not fussy when it comes to beer. If someone hands it to you, you'll drink it.
    In fact, you don't understand beer snobbery at all. It all tastes the same once you're drunk!
    You're an enthusiastic drinker, and you can often be found at your neighborhood bar.
    You're pretty good at holding your liquor too - you've had lots of experience. It's very rare that I stop at a bar.
    Years ago this was true.
    Now days a 6 pack of Rolling Rock last me about a month in the summer.
    A snort of Ginger Brandy in the winter is good. : )

    http://www.pigazette.com/Pigraphics/being%20an%20asshole.jpg

    Bob

    Soo Mi said...

    Bob, are you dating my sister? 'Cause you sound like her kind of guy.

    :/

    j/k--I don't want Skillet Lady bashing you upside the cabesa with a tire iron (my favorite tool).

    Anonymous said...

    Is that a bad thing about your sister?
    Naw Skilet Lady and I get along good. I call her that to keep folks guessing.
    The crawl in part?
    If I need a purging I go to the barn and get blasted, never around the kids. Once a year maybe.

    I did come out as Boba Fett in the Star Wars quiz : )
    Bob

    Beav said...

    By the way...stop calling me Shirley!