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  • You think I'm funny? Well, do ya?

    Your result for The 3 Variable Funny Test...

    the Wit

    (57% dark, 35% spontaneous, 32% vulgar)

    your humor style:

    You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat.

    I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer.

    Your sense of humor takes the most thought to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my opinion.

    You probably loved the Office. If you don't know what I'm
    talking about, check it out here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/.

    PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky Gervais

    Okay, but here's what I don't understand:

    If I'm so damn witty, and frat-boy humour doesn't make me laugh, then why do I howl with laughter during The Nutty Professor when the Klump family is assembled for dinner and they're all farting and burping? And don't get me started over that part in The 'Burbs when Bruce Dern falls off the roof of that house! Priceless!

    Oh, and I don't particularly care much for Woody Allen's brand of humour, although I did enjoy that one recent flick of his that he made with Tracey Ulman, although she really is what made that movie awesome. Also, I did not enjoy The Office, either the original or the American version. Sorry.

    I'm so conflicted.


    That was last week. I took the test again, just now, and these are my new results:

    Your result for The 3 Variable Funny Test...

    the Shock Jock

    (52% dark, 46% spontaneous, 53% vulgar)

    your humor style:

    Your sense of humor is off-the-cuff and kind of gross. Is it is also sinister, cynical, and vaguely threatening to the purer folks of this world. You probably get off on that. You would cut a greasy fart, then blame it on your mom, and then just shrug when someone pointed out that she's dead.

    Yours is hands-down the most outrageous sense of humor; you like things trangressive and hardcore. It's highly likely (a) you have no limits (b) you have no scruples and (c) you have no job. Ironically, it's your type of humor that can make the biggest bucks in show business.

    PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Howard Stern - Adam Sandler - Roseanne Barr

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    Talk about conflict! I do have scruples, and I do have limits. And I never found Howard Stern funny. He's like live-action South Park to me, but without all the cute kids. I am inf act unemployed, but it's not like I'm not trying. Perhaps I'll retake the quiz next week and discover that in fact I have no sense of humour at all!


    Anonymous said...

    (33% dark, 38% spontaneous, 47% vulgar)

    your humor style:

    Yours is the most versatile and also the most popular kind of humor. You'll crack a joke about just about anything, but you're not mean-spirited or intimidating, so you can get away with it--even when, for example, you bust on Mexicans.

    You appreciate a good dirty joke as much as next person, but, over all, you've got a brainier approach to humor than most. Now just go out there and write up a routine; it's likely you'd be good at it.

    PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Dave Chappelle - Rodney Dangerfield
    Who would of thunk it? ; )

    Beav said...

    Eh. Don't let it squirm ya. While amusing, these tests are about as accurate as an over-the-phone palm reading. Besides, we are quicksilver, not to be pigeonholed. And remember, you don't believe in any of this fate crap. By the time you finish that cookie, you'll feel right as rain.

    Anonymous said...

    I’ve been labeled as being sharp as a cracker and twice as crumby.


    Soo Mi said...

    Beav--that was deep. You feelin' okay?

    Beav said...

    You've never seen the Philosopher's side of me?

    (Though, to be honest, I stole that last part.)

    Soo Mi said...

    Dude, we're usually geeking out. So unless your philosophy included some pondering on the many uses for a Tesla coil, or why regular expressions should be compulsory education, etc, I missed it.

    Many apologies, my brilliant friend.